One grab, a thousand gold

Are you proud of yourself? Are you happy you made this?

Oh you have no idea.

there was some kind of curse put on everyone born between 1997-1999

I need everyone to understand the above gif is unedited. That actually played on TV.

Now THIS is real art

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They’re also chordates, like us vertebrates! Their embryos have basically the same anatomy as ours, but the notochord, the part that becomes our spinal column, just remains a notochord until they’re ready to become a jelly bag forever. Then they digest the notochord as well as their own brain because they won’t need either of them.

So fucking jealous right now these little bastards get to just live their best life meanwhile I gotta drive 40 miles to work each morning and pay taxes

:O

Lmfaoooooooooooo

What do he keep sayin to her lmao

“can you imagine my anaconda?”

i”M CRYING

Literally no comedian could plan out something funnier than this