What do you MEAN it's the bread?!

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

so now I'm gay for nothing?

now youre gay for nothing.

when we "lose" a cis butch woman because he becomes a trans man or masc you should actually say such things as yay, yippee, or hooray.

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

hello tall girlies remember when getting up at the end of a long journey that there might be a luggage rack above your head

i think in retrospect we were maybe a little too mean to the 'my partner and i saw you across the bar and liked your vibe' crowd. if an attractive couple said that to you it would be the best day of ur life. you would fold instantly. DONT LIE