What do you MEAN it's the bread?!

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

What... What movie is this.

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

You can hit i raw once, i got an ICBM

In a weird way I miss the 2000s. It feels like nobody uses the word wageslave anymore. Instead full time artists on instagram are telling me I should find moral fulfilment from writing work emails

“At least you’re doing it for yourself!!!” Actually I don’t want to. I want the same amount of money to work less hours and not write emails. I thought we were all on board on this one I thought we’d agreed the Protestant work ethic was a tool of control

I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once