What do you MEAN it's the bread?!

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

Fork found in kitchen

loud warning

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

U can't get me pregnant but it's bc Im pro choice and got my boy-tubes tied not bc I don't don't believe in mpreg

"fed" is like a Hyper Insult that can lay waste to your opponent when they're disagreeing with you about something lgbt-related.

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

Since the last time this post graced my dash i have been able to go back to thicker food and i have had some mashed popato uwu

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again