What do you MEAN it's the bread?!

Olympus has remained the only world to be in every single title to date i believe. Previously an accomplishment reserved for olympus AND agrabah. Wreck it ralph i unno, it had a huge part in KHUX as a weird world that didn't fit the rules of other worlds but with the death of missing link it's not looking great for ralph.

do you ever look at a friend and feel soooooo affectionate

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

crazy that you can meet heterosexual people on the internet. im so used to gay people in my phone. sometimes there are straight people in my phone too. big news if true.

I'm thinking of those old "rules of the internet" memes from 1914 where one of them was "there are no women on the internet, only fbi agents and perverts pretending" but now the rule switched to "there are no straight people on the internet, only gay and bi people who have not fogured themselves out yet"