What do you MEAN it's the bread?!

My brother used to make fun of me for having no fashion when I was in high school and now I'm rocking so many fun outfits my closet isn't big enough tjdnngdm. The power of realizing you're a girl I guess

I used to wear exclusively sweatshirts and jeans and now I'm like the opposite of a cartoon character with my outfits they change literally every episode

The cousins from my life as a teenage robot

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

True crime girlies will be like "wtf I would never go for a walk at night, what if the hash slinging slasher gets me" and then use their knees to merge with no turn signal in front of a semi while applying makeup with both hands

let's switch to signal with mama <3

I like to think i'm pretty smart and that i'm able to pick up on irony and parody well but this is... perplexing cause i don't really know if this is a jokester(tm) or an actual type of guy we have to share a planet with

OMG - really?

really!!! we’ve got 501(c)3 status and everything! turning 2.5 years old next month <3

ID: sticker that says “the world needs trans women more than it needs another unhappy good man. Be soft, be a girl, we’re waiting for you.” End ID

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.