Oh, not again...

why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that's on you

people reblogging by adding harry styles, taylor swift and supernatural to this post is the worst thing that happened to me in 2020

remember when katara wanted to blow up a factory for Environmental Justice and aang just tagged along because he thought it would be fun to be an ecoterrorist

@woktumbular

i thought you meant the fish was sexy and i’ve been crying for like three minutes over sexy dreamworks fish i hate America

ok but me too

infants are so goddamn funny. i was holding my niece today and i just told her “i diagnose you with baby” and she stared at me with the absolute widest eyes like i’d just told her the secret to life itself so i nodded and went “it’s true! you’re just baby” and she stopped for a few seconds, then absolutely YELLED her little head off, very seriously informed me, “ABABABABABAAAAA” and faceplanted into my shoulder, where she promptly began to try to eat my shirt

okay but can someone explain to me why someone would need that many control panel windows open in windows xp

That comment made me feel so fuckin old

Young ass bitch

“feminism is when my wife takes care of my daughter and I don’t help

I love how he assumes that post-natal abortions are a real thing.

they are and I’m about to postnatally abort ben shapiro

the only character I stan is That Bitch from BD who came to clean the house, saw Bella pregnant, and immediately on site wanted to whoop Edward’s vampire ass even though she knew 100% what he was

maybe JK Rowling don’t know anything about snakes 

“HOW WAS YOUR DAY RAT BASTARD?” 

OMFG.

Very curious doggo

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD