i buried my hands in saffron

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

never seen that show but I did watch it on tumblr

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

I definitely still have some level of distaste for astrology, true crime paranoia, etc., but I think my negative feelings towards this bundle of woman-coded vices has declined as I've grown more familiar with the modern era of men-coded vices. It is harder to focus on the irrationalist nature of tarot or the abundance of low-quality smut appearing on book store shelves recently when some of the big trends among Dudes online seem to be betting your life savings on sports, becoming more conservative than your grandfather, hitting yourself with a hammer to look hotter, and eating so much raw red meat that you invent new diseases

the older i get the crazier i feel about botox. like what do you mean society is telling me it would be better if i couldn't express my emotions. the next beauty trend will be injections that freeze your lip muscles and it will keep women from talking at all oh my god what a happy coincidence