Knobs on other planets may be legal

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

God I need this so bad for my Midterm so please let this work again for me.

I could use some luck

in waiting on college acceptance letters. PLEASE GOLD POTATO.

I figure there's no harm in trying lol

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

Happy Pride btw, every Cis person on earth owes every Trans person on earth 500 dollars per day of June. Trans Women specifically get 100 extra dollars Just Because.

These always end with the phrase “it’s an Aldi thing” or “it gets some getting used to”. Cannot describe how much these are made stand out.

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

Really like this post. Writing is either a parasite that claws itself into your brain or the need to write down visions that torment you. 💕

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

its silly but it amuses me when a media has a masked character and its built up as a big mystery what they look like under the mask and then 3 seasons in they take off the mask and they look like: a normal brown haired guy. like well i don’t know what i expected i guess but thanks for the build up i guess.

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat