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Daddyyyyyyyyyy 😖😖😖

I promise I’ll be good …

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capable of rational thinking and understanding. 

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 

“No No, Your Hand Goes Here” 

-You are now a body pillow

-You are also a giant rice bag (Accept your fate)

-You’re most likely sleeping with a star fish

-Prepare for cold toes against your back at 2 a.m

-Grabby hands!!!

-Entire adult sized child wrapped around your bicep

-Possible drool

-Yes you need to cuddle us

-Don’t be afraid to roll onto us and squish us, a lot of us like the close contact

-Yes we need more than one stuffie in bed with us

-No 13 blankets is not enough

-Expect us to practically mold onto you

-Yes we are clingy even in our sleep

-If we are having bad dreams don’t be afraid to wake us up