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This is a silly goose check in. Serious geese keep scrolling.

pspspspsps heyyy kittykittykittyy

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

but her appel

What’s the harm in a little tip touching among friends

if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe

the thing is I would be okay with being viewed as sexually attractive while topless. like a shirtless cis man can be a considered a hunk beefcake eye candy etc but it's not by nature r-rated. usamerican society at large is able to understand that toplessness can be sexually appealing but is not in itself a sexual act when a man does it. if I could be just casually topless on a hot day or something without the little flashing light over my head saying think of the CHILDREN I would be getting minoan with it

USING A HITACHI WAND TO JERK OFF IN YOUR 20'S: lol "back massager" yeah right they knew what this was really gonna be used for USING A HITACHI WAND ON YOUR BACK AFTER AN 8-HOUR SHIFT IN YOUR 30'S: ooo heaven is a place on my spine