Cool Kids Only

an absolute fuckton of people at pride rn

like the return of the r slur and horrible fatphobia and gay jokes and the misogyny oh my fucking god can we talk about the misogyny. we have culturally regressed to the eary 2010s but when you try to call people out they’re liek ohhh it’s just a joke 😂. i’m sorry but i don’t want to hear jokes about pedophilia or about rape or about racism that is not funny and it never will be. everything is ironic and if you get offended it’s cuz you’re a crazy femnazi who cares too much. because it’s apparently uncool to take anything serious or do anything with actual sincerity anymore

I ❤️ real estate photos. Especially the bad ones.

Call that wrong estate. But fr some of these agents should be cinematographers for horror movies instead of hawking real estate with the way they manage to make mundane rooms look terrifying.

it's lazy in a different way but sometimes you aren't killing off that character's parents for an easy tragic backstory. sometimes you kill off the parents just so you don't have to write more characters.

sometimes it's because a twelve year old with living parents would probably not be permitted to stay out all night in the junkyard with the gnomes

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid

“A chicken…”

also, deer are simultaneously satan’s weakest and strongest soldiers. they die like hamsters or survive things that really should have killed them. biting the dust from an internal hemorrhage after jumping over a fence or surviving 10+ years with an arrow imbedded in their side. fate rolls the dice on every injury and they either get a 0 or a 20. keeping them alive is hard. killing them is also hard.

To be fair humans are also like this

You’re right. Sometimes we’ll die after eating a slug on a drunk dare. Sometimes we’ll survive being internally decapitated and losing two limbs.

is it beastiality to fuck a muppet

@the-muppet-joker Settle this for old times sake?

No it is not beastiality. Sex with Muppets is more ethical than with Human Beings because humans are spiritually asleep and every muppet I have ever met has a deep understanding of God and the Universe