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Strangers came up to me and my boyfriend behind the bus station and handed us pronoun pins but, like, didnt ask for our pronouns first or anything, they just assigned us some I think

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Now, see, if you were talking a $10,000 sedan, sure. I would not be shocked if it were low quality.

So I recently started working as a Vehicle Condition Report Writer. I’ve been on the job for a short enough time that I’ve only done one actual tesla, But they sell a lot of cars through my company. Fucking worst car I have ever CR’d. The superficial damage that is most of my job was minimal, but just navigating how to make the car work was the fucking worst. Nothing on the smart key is fucking labeled so I just had to guess until things worked. And one of the things I have to do is take a picture of the engine. Guess how you open the hood. If you guessed go through like 3 separate menus on a 2′x4′ touch screen, you would be correct. Unlike every other car, where you only have to find a lever sometimes hidden around the driver’s side door. What even are you supposed to do if the battery dies because the electronics go bad. Can’t jump it because you can’t pop the hood. Can’t pop the hood because the battery is dead. And if that touch screen goes bad, you’re just fucked so bad you can’t even use the car.

Everything Musk’s company produces looks like it was designed by science fiction fans who stopped at “wouldn’t it be cool if...” and never took an engineering class in their life.

losing it over these comments

crying I love you guys

You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless