Me and Peter Balkan and You, Friend

I hereby extend blanket permission for anyone to creep on my archive, and to like and reblog posts from it if they want to. It’s really quite flattering.

Yeah, this isn’t a Tumblr thing. Everyone here loves it when they wake up to 97 notifications and they’re all likes and reblogs from the same person of shit you posted five years ago.

I love it when someone is obviously going through a specific tag of mine.

User that exhibits the actively curious, reblog-spamming, tag-digging behavior is an endangered species that must be preserved at all costs. No seriously I view this kinda stuff as a big, massive, yuuuuuge compliment. Please don’t let this culture die.

I’ve had people reblog stuff so old even I’ve forgotten i made it. It’s always amusing to me. It’s like “how deep into the basement did you go to find this?!” Keep digging you funky little weirdos.

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will

"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

Essential worker during covid

In the vein of that comment about how Liam's characters would all be attracted to one another, for Luis's characters it's like. I think that Zerxus and Azune WOULD get along but it would be a MESS because immediately Azune would catch the vibes transmitted via Zerxus's inspiring leader feat and be like ah. someone who can give me Tasks and Jobs and someone who is worthy of my service. A chance to redeem myself for my failings and the others who have died to bring me here and also a daddy father figure to hold me to account. And meanwhile Zerxus would see this sad-eyed young man, who appears older than his years, and would instantly place him into his personal vortex of ginger-haired men in need of his protection and saving, somewhere between a proxy for his son and a proxy for his husband. If Zerxus ever confided the whole Asmodeus situation, Azune would NOT know what to say (he would make the autism creature face about it) but he would kind of get it. It would all be Complicated and Undefinable but Loving. Also ruinously codependent obviously. Paladin auras may not stack but something about these two's vibes definitely would. If they get within ten feet of each other a lethal emotional Event occurs. Do you understand my visions