So don't fear the eyes of the dark lord

There is no way Rocky is representative of a well adjusted Eridian. They've been alone on a ship full of corpses for 40 years and immediately pack bonded with a depressed alien.

broken kind of iconic bc by all accounts its intended purpose as a spinoff audio drama was to fill in the gaps of how jack and ianto got together and kind of smooth over the completely insane relationship development in the show where eight episodes in they just kind of throw it at you that these two are fucking on the clock and have been for an unspecified period of time. but in practice it just establishes that ianto is somehow even more of a freak than ever thought possible. let's just go through the chain of events here real quick. tries to kill himself. a week later decides to let an evil alien from outer space murder his boss. like five minutes later has a change of heart and goes back to save his boss from the evil alien from outer space. is entirely convinced that his boss is going to kill him for leaving him to die at the hands of an evil alien from outer space. gets in a car with him anyway. when it becomes clear that his boss is not in fact planning to execute him immediately jumps to "we should make out". and it works. absolutely unmatched. happy pride month.

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

"Then talk to me. Or Gwen." Sorry Jack still desperately attempting to outsource any task that requires actual emotional intelligence to Gwen even when he's trying to prove he cares is really really funny.

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

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