So don't fear the eyes of the dark lord

I'm not built for a 9 to 5. I'm built to wander in the woods and stare at a lake.

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

My favorite part about Piranesi (the book) is that it's honestly told from the wrong perspective. The main character should be Raphael, the maverick cop who overcomes public doubt to solve a cold case and take down a cult. But Susanna Clarke was like hmmm actually what if we watched the missing guy talk to birds for 300 pages as the plot takes place offstage. and it was fire

The move is in progress, and this is giving TAZ Balance Crystal Kingdom arc "every lab needs a derelict room!" / the trash room where they have to fight the giant tardigrades

Actually every time I have to work in there during the move I'm like. [Rocky voice] DIRTY. DIRTY. DIRTY. DIRTY. DIRTY. WHY ROOM SO MESSY

I think I've been given official custody of this guy's kalanchoe plant, that I've been looking after unofficially for over a year now

The move is in progress, and this is giving TAZ Balance Crystal Kingdom arc "every lab needs a derelict room!" / the trash room where they have to fight the giant tardigrades

Actually every time I have to work in there during the move I'm like. [Rocky voice] DIRTY. DIRTY. DIRTY. DIRTY. DIRTY. WHY ROOM SO MESSY

I think I've been given official custody of this guy's kalanchoe plant, that I've been looking after unofficially for over a year now

The move is in progress, and this is giving TAZ Balance Crystal Kingdom arc "every lab needs a derelict room!" / the trash room where they have to fight the giant tardigrades

Actually every time I have to work in there during the move I'm like. [Rocky voice] DIRTY. DIRTY. DIRTY. DIRTY. DIRTY. WHY ROOM SO MESSY

The move is in progress, and this is giving TAZ Balance Crystal Kingdom arc "every lab needs a derelict room!" / the trash room where they have to fight the giant tardigrades

There is no way Rocky is representative of a well adjusted Eridian. They've been alone on a ship full of corpses for 40 years and immediately pack bonded with a depressed alien.

broken kind of iconic bc by all accounts its intended purpose as a spinoff audio drama was to fill in the gaps of how jack and ianto got together and kind of smooth over the completely insane relationship development in the show where eight episodes in they just kind of throw it at you that these two are fucking on the clock and have been for an unspecified period of time. but in practice it just establishes that ianto is somehow even more of a freak than ever thought possible. let's just go through the chain of events here real quick. tries to kill himself. a week later decides to let an evil alien from outer space murder his boss. like five minutes later has a change of heart and goes back to save his boss from the evil alien from outer space. is entirely convinced that his boss is going to kill him for leaving him to die at the hands of an evil alien from outer space. gets in a car with him anyway. when it becomes clear that his boss is not in fact planning to execute him immediately jumps to "we should make out". and it works. absolutely unmatched. happy pride month.

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?