Back at it again with the weird Sherlock shit from the original cannon
- Sherlock becomes a beekeeper
- Sherlock spends two years in Tibet and meets the Dali Llama
- Sherlock describes the countryside of Cambridgeshire as "flat as the palm of Watson's hand". The description is accurate.
- they foil an attempted murder by using a wax model of Sherlock. Incidentally, if you visit the Sherlock Holmes museum on Baker Street, you'll find a bunch of incredibly creepy life-size figures of the characters. The staff think they're haunted. I asked.
- to sneak through a dark house, Sherlock and Watson hold hands. Watson keeps commenting on it
- to establish an alibi, a man invites some guy to his house, gets him drunk, changes the clocks and shouts that it's 1am, when in fact it's much earlier. Presumably, this guy doesn't wear a watch
- A visitor to 221b says that it's a long carriage ride from Baker Street to his home in Hampstead. It's 3 miles
- the final appearance of Sherlock Holmes is in 1927, which means if he were real he could have met David Attenborough
- the line "elementary, my dear Watson" is never said in the original stories, but Sherlock often calls Watson "my dear"
- unlike in Sherlock (bbc), we do find out how Sherlock escapes Moriarty. The two tussle, then Moriarty falls off a cliff whilst sort of running backwards through the air like a cartoon. Sherlock hides on a ledge for a bit
That's all for now, but I'm sure I'll find more bonkers shit



















