you will suffer me

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

Happy Pride

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.

love how you dont even need to make new letters theyre all there already

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings

do you remember how good it was in our head mr frodo

fwuaty-ate ounceza cawffee