just high school senior things:
“how many missing assignments do you have in math” “12… LMAO” “I have 21 lol i win” “what is this a competition”
not doing the reading before a reading quiz and still getting a 17/20
actually doing the reading and taking notes before a quiz and getting an 8/20
when your group forgot there was a presentation you were supposed to do and none of you did it and you only remember when you walk into class that day
when there’s 21 people in class and only 9 people join the kahoot
when there’s an essay due in 5th period and you open the shared doc for the assignment in 2nd period and 12 other people are on it
when there’s an essay due and 21 people come to class but only 4 people turn anything in
when there’s an essay due and it was assigned 3 weeks ago, including the week of spring break, but you don’t do it until 3 days after it’s due
“i haven’t done any of the homework for that class in like a month lol”
“i have a 70.02%. thats a solid C”
in middle school you would start running if you heard the first bell but now you walk in 10 mins late with your starbucks because you jUST dont care anymore you j us t don’t c
when you get your test back and you got a 68% but then you play a kahoot and win
your lunch is two untoasted, dry, un-mayonaised pieces of bread with lunch meat slapped between them bc that’s all you had time to make
waking up 5 minutes after you were supposed to leave the house and leaving 10 minutes after the first bell has already rang
you’re eating in every single class. like, every one. literally. because you’re always hungry and at this point the teachers just don’t care they jUST d
“how many hours of sleep did you get” “four hahahaa …..kms”
when another teacher walks into your classroom and it’s chaos because everyone is throwing paper airplanes and flinging rubber bands and your teacher has joined in and is throwing them back and the other teacher just stands and stares in astonishment and also this is an ap class
“senioritis”
spending 15 minutes making a list of the traumas of being a senior when you have two vocab quizzes tomorrow and each of them has 70 words you have to know and if you don’t get an A you get a zero
