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did someone say newsies imagines? could you please write something cute with Davey? thank you!! :)
something cute w Davey. :3
thank you to @goatbridgemadej for breaking our 2+ year hiatus with this cursed post (to anon weāll try to make something for you)
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did someone say newsies imagines? could you please write something cute with Davey? thank you!! :)
something cute w Davey. :3
happy Thursday the 20th
Iād have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
My birthdayās gonna be Thursday, October 20th 2016ā¦ If anywuan cares š
@1200lxrd happy birthday!
June 19, 1865 was when the slaves we freed.
How about next summer, all of black tumblr celebrate that instead of this July 4th shit?
Yes everyone schedule this post for like the week before so everyone knows about this and then we can all have a new Independence Day! Reblog this for a long time lets have everyone do this!
JUNETEENTH is approaching and i do the whole week
This ad is so powerful Iām honestly shaking
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Iām not crying youāre cryingĀ
Always remember the 9/11 Search and Rescue dogs.Ā
So many of them became depressed and distraught because they were trained to find live bodies, and when they kept finding remains, their handlers and other rescue workers began to hide in the wreckage so the dogs could do live finds.Ā
These dogs provided immeasurable help to those that were working the scene, bringing great emotional support just by being around the rescuers.Ā
The picture with the honor guard fucking annihilated me. Actual tears.
I just want everyone to know that they put up a memorial statue for Bretagne in Texas on September 11, 2017.
Thatās her owners in the picture.
Pets are a Gift š¶
cause of death: second handĀ embarrassmentĀ
Black Paladin Slavā¦?
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hunk: if you think about it, we really are team āwildcatsā cuz we literally pilot a bunch of metal lionsā¦and lions are just cats..in the wild. so yeah, voltron is basically team wildcats
hunk:
hunk: lance are you crying
Iām thinking about her
forbidden fruit
Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much?
Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. Itās got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like an avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that wants to be eaten by red-seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite dense (denser than water), but very soft and liquid, once again reaffirming that this āfruitā has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it.
As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in my hand about to go into the laundry, and it does in fact take willpower to tell him heās a stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul-tasting poison. But every time I do laundry, this fucking limbic monstrosity rises again and assures me itās basically like a cherry but Even Better. I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but thatās what my goddamn mammal-brain wants me to fucking do and I refuse to let it win.
Human Brain: Donāt eat the posion pod its fucking posion Monkey Brain: Eat the fruit pod its fruit Lizard Brain: The Washing Machine Is Vibrating Give It The Sex Fish Brain: Climb inside the washing machine it is safe.
*hits rock bottom once a week*Ā
Tell me one thing
Tell me one thing about yourself and tag 3 people.
I canāt really whistle @paula229 @solardanstem @blossom-howell
oh god
i still have my first bear from when i was born. heās a mess
@golddustphan @lesterdreams @teatowelhowell
Iām allergic to touching cold things
@stevesbi @corgisocks @moonbeamphan
true fact: when i was a young child, i used to ask my mom to draw cat whiskers on my face with eyeliner. the cat whiskers truly do come from within! @phanwithdogs @dreamdilddy @accio-phan
i cant whistle,, like,,, at all
@sleevelessphil @levisduster @artisticxfool
I canāt jump rope
@seafoamlester @dantartica @itsupposedtobecheesy
I canāt swallow a pill and the pharmacists hate me
@cheesedress @solarphilstem
I donāt like cheese @starryphansky @mariishere @monstermunch321
I canāt go down escalators
@thejoyofdannyboy @parentaladvisorybullshitcontent @useernamesuck
I hate the movie Guardians of the Galaxy and so far it has proven to be an obstacle in my life @magicalgayboyfriends @chiaragirlala @snapelin
Bridges scare me, like you could just fall off one? Or it could break?
@numptiestrash @valyart @whereaboutsunknown
I wear socks while I sleep
@deannawinchesterpie @snowwbazz @th-at-one-crazy-gi-rl
I donāt like vanilla ice cream. (And I donāt know how everyone just loves it ?)
@carryonmylovelies @arituzz @ann-fortunately
I really want a snake. If I got one I would name it Snek.
@bazypitchandsimonsnow @sappygolucky @davys-dead
Iāve never known life without a dog by my side
@lotus-of-light @lady-caden @wholockiandalek
I wear one sock when I sleep @numptiestrash @almostimportanthologram @the-feeling-is-mutual
if i try to cry on purpose i sneeze
@hi-def-doritos @analogicalityhell @ugliersteak @nina-beena
I donāt like tacos.
@devilshornrandom @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @analaskanbullworm
When I was a baby, my mom took me to baby swimming lessons. I refused to cooperate with the other babies. We didnāt go back there.
@confetticanigula @theprettiestoflights @laughingdragonheart
I liked to slide around on the floor when I was seven.
@whizzerlegsnotsmall @watch-the-whole-world-disappear @the-cuffs-of-her-jeans
My first words were āIām sorryā
@stargirl-murphy @emphatically-enthusiastic @dearconnmurphy
I used to have a lisp
@javid-sprace1899 @almostoyster @fromtherefuge
I have very very tiny hands
@fiftyfourbelow @dxvey-jacobs @jacobsādavey
i wear a contact lens but only in my right eyeĀ
@doodleddaisies @frecklesandconstellations @strawberrymilkshake39
I was born on my dadās birthday, one minute apart from a distant cousin. @alexanderhammyhamham @nerdgirl453 @drunkendragons
My eyes change color daily
@nobody-told-the-horse @amber-irises @c-connor-murphy
My parents told me that ghosts were just my dead grandpa trying to visit me.
@a-blog-of-fandoms-and-writing @feral-tomcat-hamilton @turtlegirl2016
Iām a triplet and the oldest.
@a-blog-of-fandoms-and-writing @hamilsontrash @imagineābuddies
I pass out every once in a while and I have no idea why it just sorta happens??? ~ Eliza @u-snavi @emilyevanston @wholivesdiestellsyourstory
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The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense
Iām here for women with powerful dogs!
My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.
Itās intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes itāa you and walks to you.
My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice āmoveā āmove pleaseā and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like heās been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.
me: not today, satanĀ
satan: youāve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if itās something i said, please just tell me
