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ao3 is so fucking funny and theres literally a whole new world out there bc what wdym i just found a sasukexnaruto fic based in the fucking miraculious ladybug universe 23k words 9 chapters 12 hours before my very important psyc exam??? like i feel for those who dont use ao3

#literally the defination of you can make ANYTHING you want to bc of free will lmao #reminds me of that one digital artist who made the sukuna and cinderalla wedding and thomas the train from thomas and friends crashed it #thomas and sukuna had to do a magical girl transformation battle but ultimately no one won #i think the artist goes by sheeji idr #i love the internet #naruto shippuden #naruto uzumaki #naruto series #sasuke uchiha #sns #sasuke and naruto #miraculous ladybug #i dont know how to describe this #oh wow #wow

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couple therapist, to shikamaru: do you feel dominated in your relationship? temari: no he doesn't therapist:...

#this is canon trust #incorrect naruto quotes #naruto shippuden #naruto shitposting #naruto series #shikamaru nara #temari #shikamaru x temari #sand siblings #naruto

"okay but like, what is your source?" wouldnt you like to know, bitch boy

#why is everyone so obsessed with sources?#i got that info from your mom???#sybau #lwk a reference to that bitch boy post i cant find #random #shitpost #shitposting #random shit #random post

naruto: sometimes you just gotta say 'your mom' and move on man

#incorrect naruto quotes #naruto shippuden #naruto shitposting #funny #naruto uzumaki #naruto series #naruto

idc0o

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

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saintd0nna

happy pride to him

trollrider1111

Gay broke sober king 🤴

if naruto was my lawyer:

naruto, using talk no jutsu: in my client's defence, your honour, she simply does not vibe with the law, dattebayo the judge: yes correct,i 100% agree. such a spectacular argument. opposition: ??? what even- me, arrested for cold-blooded murder: look at my lawyer dawg i might not go to jail after all

#i am neither a lawyer nor a law student btw #this is just for shits and giggles #incorrect naruto quotes #naruto shippuden #naruto shitposting #naruto uzumaki #funny #naruto series #law #lawyer

as an ao3 author i feel like one of the best mmoments in my life in finding out that the ppl who comment on my stories are well-achieved authors themselves, especially if youve read their work before. like wdym this god-tier author just said their obsessed with MY itty-bitty story??? like omg i would combust (i already did lmao)

#ao3 #ao3feed #ao3 fanfic #ao3 writer #ao3 author #ao3fic #archive of our own #writing #writers on tumblr #ramble #rant #lwk fangirling if that makes sense #i posted this instead of studying for my test tmr

sasuke: you're pretty annoying naruto: you think im pretty??? >///< sasuke: ...

#oh he so does #incorrect naruto quotes #naruto shippuden #naruto shitposting #naruto uzumaki #naruto series #sasuke uchiha #sns #sasuke and naruto #sasuke x naruto #sasunaru #narusasu

has anyone noticed the rise of top naruto and bottom sasuke fics?? like almost every new sns fic i come across on ao3 is top naru x bottom sas. like dont get me wrong, im not hating on this, but like, its kind of giving me whiplash yk, bc as someone who's been in this community for almost 5 years im just to seeing top sas x bottom naru fics. it was very rare to come across top naru and bottom sas, like once in a blue moon. im not saying its wrong or anything (tbh i dont really care who's top or who's bottom, im just here for the feels), im just pointing out something ive noticed. i feel like almost every fic written after 2024 leans towards this and i dont use any other websites to read so idk about those.

ig times are changing and ppl are evolving (?). idk man this just feels weird to me (in a good way).

also the number of fics with sakura bashing has reduced as well imo. like either shes not there in the fic or she's not an annoying bitch. that counts for something right?

anyways lmk what yall think and have a nice day <3

#so is this like the “winds of change” in the sns community #no hate #just an observation #naruto shitposting #sns #sasuke and naruto #sasunaru #naruto x sasuke #sasuke uchiha #naruto series #narusasu #naruto uzumaki #sakura haruno #naruto #sasuke #naruto shippuden

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narutwitter

hjartasalt

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

Huh

Huh

Huh

Hhhhhhh

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

0v9

lexeirikrleif

fruitloopghosty

offbrandbeethoven-blog

immortalcheesewedge

balance

just-shower-thoughts

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

savvygunner

violetnpurple

LISTEN-

bl6ckwoman

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

antiandrogen

teamnowalls-deactivated20180918

father god

abrown16

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

antiandrogen

ethereal-sketches

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

britteryikes

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

laurdlannister-kingslayer

Lord have mercy….

kumasenpai

Bye

mf-johnson-deactivated20190605

3 days into 2018 smh

kwantsu

LMAOOOOOOO

effigyofubiquity-deactivated202

lizzysarai-deactivated20190109

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

britteryikes

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

thxrsdxy

It keeps getting worse.

e-wifey-deactivated20201128

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

ellsworthej

goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20

My head hurts…

skullprincess

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

drankinwatahmelin

who failed yall?

microtear-deactivated20181213

IM SCREAMING

lukestarkillerisgay

hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

shaolinbynature

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

emma-d-klutz

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

legowerewolf

happy New year’s eve

prguitarman

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

majitowfoxlover

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

hurleyquinnzel

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

untitled42717

Reblogging for the last one😂

kitsumekat

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

alternative-memo-deactivated202

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

binkeljuice

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

hurleyquinnzel

mysticalpoodle

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

im-an-aesthetic-mess

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

fish-food-s

what the actual fuck is happening

dickplinko

1 is an even number

link-the-feral-anon

I’m gonna smack you

insert-gay-pun-queer

-30 and -50 have an e in them

kurlyfryz

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

anachronistic-cat

Zero isn’t a number

kurlyfryz

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

toaster-120

It can??? 0/2=0??

kurlyfryz

baconaxolotl101

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

batsdotjpg

OD numbers huh?

the-kleptomancer

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

batsdotjpg

YOU FORGOT 5

ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

batsdotjpg

What about it?????

ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

batsdotjpg

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

frogseyy

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

getinthehandbasket

21 days away from 2020, folks.

coconutsasuke

is this ragebait bc its working

i have 99 problems and adopting a black kitten would solve 127 of them

#i need a black cat im not even joking #kittens #kitty #cat #cats #black cat #pls just give me a cat

i feel like the worst part of having friends at school is to smile while waving everytime i see them. dont get me wrong, its not like i hate them or anything, everytime i smile i look like im in pain and it looks like grimace so yeah, ppl end up thinking i secretly dont like them or something. or i might just be overthinking this lmao. anyways have a nice day guys dont mind me <3

#mini rant #rant post #shitpost #random shit #random #friendship #friends #not the show #school #school life

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tsunades-left-bicep

Itachi's flashback scenes are so funny post state-sponsored massacre reveal bcs there'll be a scene of Itachi gently whispering to himself how much he cares about Sasuke before the the scene pans back out to what he's doing in real time, which is apathetically punching Sasuke through a wall

akatsukitrash

Not to be an Orochimaru apologist but the demonization of Orochimaru by the narrative/Konoha is just a way for them to erase the fact that Orochimaru was a victim of the state. Yes he experimented on children, but it never was bc he had “darkness in him even as a child” or bc he was a “born psychopath” or whatever other ableist bs. Orochimaru is a product of Konoha’s cruel war machine. They sent his parents to their deaths, left him an orphan with no psychological support, used him as a child soldier, sent him to war where he witnessed countless atrocities that shaped him to become the cruel, apathetic man we know now. He then had to watch his friend Tsunade mourn the deaths of her 12 YEARS OLD brother and her boyfriend. His disgust and fear of death literally come from the second handed trauma of seeing Tsunade cry over the mutilated body of her baby brother. It’s canon. Is he a cruel megalomaniac who grooms and tortures children? yes. Is he responsible for his actions? yes. But Konoha is responsible as well. They made him a monster, then they turned around and acted like he just woke up one day as a creepy crazy snake man, when it’s literally the result of decades of severe trauma and brainwashing.

How do you expect a mentally unstable child thrown in a battlefield to react? Did they think he was going to grow up to be a nanny? He was taught to torture and kill. Why are they so upset about it? They have a Torture Department that operates in BROAD DAYLIGHT in Konoha. A good chunk of the beloved Yamanaka clan works there. Danzo kidnapped, groomed, brainwashed and experimented on countless children, but bc it’s for the village, it’s okay. Orochimaru is only evil because he hurts people for his OWN gain. That’s why they’re now fine with him in Boruto even though he still experiments on people. Now it benefits Konoha, so the fake morals they dredged up against him previously just vanish.

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