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All of the best skipping rocks are in the middle of the lake.

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hurricaneclouds

i support girls anger. i support girls who yell. i support girls who get called bitches and cunts at parties because they’ll swear at guys who won’t leave them alone. i support girls who don’t believe in second chances and cut off people who hurt them. i support girls who say no the first time and flip you off if you ask them again. i support girls who will never allow themselves to be pushovers and constantly get shit for it. you’re fucking incredible.

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job interview

interviewer: why do you want a job at my bakery? me: i dont know. i just really Knead the dough interviewer: wow. ok. Listen , im only hiring you just so i can fire you

#bobby

bigcatslions

babygoatsandfriends

romy7

i wan’t ready

mybigfatgaylife

This is worth listening to the sound.

thessalian

No, seriously, UNMUTE THIS.

#me trying to get my life together

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orzesc

cannon-fannon

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.

tjspider

You are witnessing a broken human being

youvebeenchopped

When your friend is telling you a story and they leave out key gossip

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me *sadly cradling a carton of milk in the dairy aisle*: what does it feel like to be whole? i wouldnt know

#bobby

anniedayenow

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Normally I don’t post celebrities Instagrams but I think this is noteworthy.

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skellydun

why is it always ice

disease-danger-darkness-silence

Retail feels.

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when u drag one of your friends

dutchster

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

#bobby

cheaphalloweencostume

trying to eat healthy while not going broke is so stressful

every tip page is one of several archetypes

eating healthy isnt expensive its actually cheaper than fast food, also im a millionaire and i havent looked at a mcdonalds value meal in 200 years. first step buy gold plated raw cabbage

throw some shit into a casserole dish for your horrible children. they wont taste it. who cares

the local parks will let u eat their trees leaves for free (:

titleknown

Reblogging because that is the funniest description of foodie-based classism I have seen in ages. @apricops, any additiions to those archetypes?

totallytrillian

these ingredients are so cheap to buy in bulk, never mind that the prep will take you hours, you’re not tired are you? BEANS!!

78nanosieverts

Quick, easy, and cheap! Required: 3 saucepans of different size, food processor, 12 ramekins, kitchen scale, microplane grater, cooling rack, piping bag, oyster knife, CrockPot™

Pick up these weird esoteric ingredients at any of your nearby supermarkets! I have never heard of ‘food deserts’ before and I refuse to believe that anyone lives further than 2 miles away from a Whole Foods

Canned foods are Of The Devil and you must always buy FRESH FRESH FRESH! Food spoilage problems? Just throw it away and buy more next week!

kanthia

meat causes CANCER! sugar causes SUPER CANCER!! freeze raw lemons and eat them whole to NEVER DIE EVER AGAIN

roachpatrol

eat a handful of live pillbugs to punish your filthy organs for their sins

jumpingjacktrash

this meal has only 3 calories but 9000 grams of fiber because everyone is on a diet and no one needs blood sugar, you will feel full because of the methane and fart your way to the moon

karnythia

Who needs oil, spices, or variety? Eat these same 3 flavorless things for a month!

thathealeygirl

Urban centre American food pricing and standard ingredient availability applies universally!

bestabandoned

Martino Zegwaard - Abandoned greenhouse in castle.

cave

#landscape

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artimadare

“How seals move on land” -bubbubbubbubbubbub-

gay-angry-transman

omg they’re so cute I love them

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thebestoftumbling

#bobby

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