so phresh so clean

All of the best skipping rocks are in the middle of the lake.

i support girls anger. i support girls who yell. i support girls who get called bitches and cunts at parties because they’ll swear at guys who won’t leave them alone. i support girls who don’t believe in second chances and cut off people who hurt them. i support girls who say no the first time and flip you off if you ask them again. i support girls who will never allow themselves to be pushovers and constantly get shit for it. you’re fucking incredible. 

i wan’t ready

This is worth listening to the sound.

No, seriously, UNMUTE THIS.

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.

You are witnessing a broken human being

me *sadly cradling a carton of milk in the dairy aisle*: what does it feel like to be whole? i wouldnt know 

Retail feels.

Reblogging because that is the funniest description of foodie-based classism I have seen in ages. @apricops, any additiions to those archetypes?

these ingredients are so cheap to buy in bulk, never mind that the prep will take you hours, you’re not tired are you? BEANS!!

meat causes CANCER! sugar causes SUPER CANCER!! freeze raw lemons and eat them whole to NEVER DIE EVER AGAIN

eat a handful of live pillbugs to punish your filthy organs for their sins

this meal has only 3 calories but 9000 grams of fiber because everyone is on a diet and no one needs blood sugar, you will feel full because of the methane and fart your way to the moon

Who needs oil, spices, or variety? Eat these same 3 flavorless things for a month!

Urban centre American food pricing and standard ingredient availability applies universally!

omg they’re so cute I love them