Laugh

I thought this was just Tyra talking to Ben Stiller

has she not met the fockers

..the best-made plans in this life

When engineers get bored beautiful things happen.

I have a lot of problems with my mom but in high school I wore a jesse pinkman shirt that said “yeah bitch” to class and they called my mom about it on speaker with me in the room and when they told her she said “who fucking care. stop calling me. bye bye” and hung up

grotesque, freakish behavior. they'll lock you both in separate padded cells, as they should

aagh im so pissed. my fucking parents sold my baby shoes befroe i even got a chance to wear them

it's morally okay to lie on tumblr. people who believe everything they read online deserve the consequences

(clears my throat and stands at a podium) cock