78 nanosieverts

#the trees are upside down#zhang yingnan has talent but this is a rookie mistake

#i just looked and i don't think this post gives you the full picture #santigold96 has written 357 works of asoiaf fanfiction in chinuk wawa #the devil works hard but santigold96 works harder

@thetransintransgenic​

referring to mutualism as symbiosis because im fucked up and evil

referring to tumblr mutuals as “symbies“

my strengths and weaknesses? well I've got a pretty good beam attack but if it misses I bellow in frustration and briefly expose a spot that does double damage if you hit it

You could play like any song on YouTube and it’ll be like. Black hole sun? Do you wanna listen to black hole sun. I know you’re listening to Bach’s violin concerto in a minor but I think you’ll love black hole sun

girls will read crime and punishment and think im literally raskolnikov

@intactics

Kettle that boils your water by lowering the pressure inside instead of increasing the temperature so you still get room temperature water once you pour it out.

rotavapping my coffee rn

Still thinking about that post that was like “it hurts so bad that hes a fictional character and i cant make him go to therapy” and someone in the reblogs tagged it “dmitri karamazov”