This could be Heaven or this could be Hell

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

the sandwich with no words is so uncanny. Its like its staring at me, like I was never supposed to peel back the text.

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

tomorrow

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

Queueing this for next year

do it drunk. do it high

#do it zooted do it stoned#do it with your evil clone

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

Since, as I understand it, the UK has no bears that weren’t imported for zoos, a Loch Ness Monster worth of bears is actually a greater threat to the region than an actual Loch Monster as one couldn’t really leave the water to cause problems.

Happy Leland Melvin Day!

Happy Leland Melvin Day!

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

​​fucked up evil Rick Astley and his dessert spoons

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