tart a la egg

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

I’ve figured out that one way to stump older people that complain about the current generation is to have an inflation calculator app on your phone.

I HAVE DONE THIS AND IT WORKS

breaking bad if jane didn’t die

That's not a baby horse (foal). It's a pony. Specifically it's a Shetland pony, which are tiny muscular chonks bred to be able to drag heavy minecarts down narrow mines way back in the day. These days they're often kept as pets for children, since they're the right size for a toddler to ride. The big horse is its friend, not its mum.

PONIES ARE REAL?!

You're not gonna believe how many animals are real my guy

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

Me without my glasses

adhd? nah babe, I have ad4K 1080p Widescreen

did you. did you make a whole graphic just to debunk my shitpost? what the fuck. just kiss me at this point. what the hell

Average 30-year-old

Saving the monster is just as much of a power fantasy as slaying the monster.

Incidentally, so is being the monster.

Incidentally, so is laying the monster

I love this lady. She's like a friendly big sister here to show you how to do stuff.

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy

#literally one time i was like. writing the tmnt/jurassic park thing and like. #I'M NOT PUTTING THAT ON AN ACADEMIC FORM YOU PEOPLE HAVE STANDARDS #i went with 'independent research' also lmfao (via @the-starry-seas)