welcum to my fisted mind

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

disturbing amount of people being like “you’re a bad domme you don’t deserve to domme” girl ur a bad comedy audience you don’t deserve to heckle get outta here

do you really think im in the middle of sex going “actually you know what? figure it out for yourself.”

Lmaoooo who is making these

Mens-rights-activia

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

This is borderline pornography for me the way I want all these in my mouth and body