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who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

she’s unhinged she’s religiously traumatized she’s a child soldier she’s a genius she’s 5’1 and commands every room she walks into she’s middle-aged she’s good with babies she’s bad at baking she’s a horrifying driver and she has never done anything wrong in her life

[ID: two illustrated gifs. The first shows Mr. Milchick grinning in a robe and wizard’s hat with dice floating over his hand, by a table where Mark, Helly, and Dylan sit, also in costume. Overlaid text reads, “Born to be a dungeon master.” The second gif reads, “Forced to be a middle manager.” Milchick sits in his Lumon office surrounded by paperwork and a poster of a blinking eye that reads “VISION,” and he looks stressed. End ID]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

THIS IS AI GENERATED.

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

Cold drink with ice is nice. Hot drink nice. What of Hot drink with ice? Ever thinks about that? Could be big. Could go next level. Gonna make me chaching .

watery coffee