it is I, Uraynuke! The Charlatan of Hearts...!

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

The smartest man in the world

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

theoryslop. you only believe in it because it has evidence supported by and relating to the narrative and themes of the work

My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

No... You don't get it! My power is truly vile, that's why I go to these lengths to keep it sealed...! Stop! Don't release it! NO!!! *the arcane seal on my arm is undone and I bust the nearest union*