it is I, Uraynuke! The Charlatan of Hearts...!

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

you have to keep blogging. there are lesbians who like your posts

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

you fucking suck at burger

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

actually insane how basically every indie game i see on steam has a cheaper regional price for brasil but i keep seeing more and more AAA games that are just. full dollar price. youre insane if you think im gonna pay you two months of groceries for your dumb toy that looks bad and breaks in two seconds

You don't need to want to have babies to be a decent person when you're talking about babies. These aren't a dog breed you can freely and comically despise, they are tiny vulnerable human beings. Even if the next sentence out of your mouth is "well, I hate kids BUT-" no. You need to get that vocabulary out of yourself. I'm not saying you're doing anything worse, but the words are already despicable.

if you've been dealing with frustrating pressure to start a family, that's a squabble for you and your Nosy Aunt Nora to sort out. Don't punish the babies for it.

hello allo person in a fandom. let’s play a game. in front of you are two characters. your challenge is to okay and you’ve already started shipping them. well the crusher machine is going to activate now goodbye.

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world