"Pray forgive the discourtesy..."

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

get invested in that girl side character with no character. give that girl side character life and a storied history. Make that girl character practically an oc with how much you're inventing about her. I believe in you!

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me

This is one of my favorite recent pieces =D… Two school friends .. one surprising the other with a kiss on the cheek.. I painted cherry blossoms in the background - for a spring motif… I don't really have much to say about it - I just like it =)

Im craving... $000,000

Check your Venmo :)🤭

STOPPP YOU DIDNT

still thinking about the apparent 2006-2007 epidemic of rabid swarms of wii remotes descending on helpless televisions like locusts

wii sports was invented by nefarious television manufacturers to break people's televisions

What a very funny joke that definitely did not happen because Nintendo definitely did not buy up almost a third of the shares of the top five TV manufacturers in the time between the announcement and release of the Wii, shares which definitely didn't skyrocket in value over the next two years due to an increase in flatscreen sales, nearly half of which independent analysts attributed to people replacing damaged TVs with newer, more expensive models from electronics stores that relied on high-pressure sales tactics to upsell people and get them to buy more expensive models on credit which they couldn't actually afford.

well im fucking the cursed amulet. so mind your business

"isnt that an unhealthy power dynamic" no its a sex thing "arent you and the amulet growing codependent" no its a sex thing "isnt the amulet sucking your life force" no its a sex thing. god forbid people have kinks.

who are the toronto maple leafs

potion that turns the user into Saber for 5 hours

[forces you to drink it]

Are you talking about like a sword. Like the things that they used in the 19th century?

look up "Saber" in google images

Ok. So potion that turns into generic looking anime woman. She looks like a minor character in BlazBlue.

how the fuck do you know what BlazBlue is but you've never seen Saber before