Telling the court im a tankie to get out of jury duty

They tell me to just shut the fuck up and be there

i have tested positive for tzatziki

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

Tumblr in 2029: WAKE 👏 UP 👏 PEOPLE 👏 there’s a bill going through that will make it illegal for 8 year olds to work in coal mines! Remember that criminalizing child coal mining only takes away from vulnerable children who can’t get employment elsewhere! Children are human beings that have the human right to shove their little bodies into crevices in search of coal! Call your senator today to fight for bodily autonomy and youth rights!