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Road Block and Cobra Commander escape Cobra-La! lalalalalalala


from G.I. Joe: The Movie

AS HE SHOULD BE

I'm sure Serpentor does have his fans, but I cannot imagine anyone actually preferring him to Cobra Commander.

By the end of the second season there was even a section of Cobra members (and those aligned with Cobra) that were secretly planning to over throw Serpentor and have CC lead again. (This happens in the Marvel comics as well)

CC wins against Serpentor on all fonts. I mean just LOOK at their respective designs. How is this a competition?

You got one of the most intimidating villain designs with Cobra Commander

(Giving him a reflective mask still remains one of the best character design choices)

VS

Man in snake costume

What upsets Steven about snakes?

We established that in Episode 24. Then in Episode 31….

When Steven gets a chance to portray a snake, by god, he gives it arms.

they’re all so bad at this 

i mean baroness gets waaaay better, but the rest of them stay consistently terrible and like come on u guys we’re not expecting some zartan-level stuff here but u could at least put some effort into your disguises like the twins

First of all, YES I’m pretty sure if you’re doing business with terrorists, there must be some part of that that’s illegal. Secondly, YOU GUYS WERE ON TV AND SAID YOU WERE THE ONES IN CHARGE! Are we expected to believe that was some OTHER pair of telepathic twin acrobat billionaires (with one facial scar between the two of them.) Why weren’t these guys arrested on sight?