i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

Happy pride month to him

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

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they used to make hollywood stars out of circus performers and vaudevillians. don’t tag this with connor storrie i already know

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

I can phil it collins in the air tonight

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

You should be able to sort by controversial on ao3

tomorrow is dog day afternoon night at the bar. they are going to turn off the a/c and lock us inside.

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN