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Getting gender fluid with it was easier when I was more optimistic about men Like I used to think boys were kind of fun & now what. They're a scourge upon the earth. The type of man I would be is like a theoretical state of matter. I have gender envy for bob burgers

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

It was a clitorical question

@ maomao

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

Whenever people complain about how dating bi men is hard bc they got twice as many hoes like yall not the ones suffering. He is the one suffering. Do u know how much of a distraction it is to have hoes coming at you in all shapes and genders and orientations all the pronouns and things ???? Like sit back and think about it. All that bussy titty ass pussy balls cum and squirting closing in on you from every angle it will lead a young man astray if he’s not careful. I thank god every day I just got men to be crazy about bc if I had to pay attention to the seductions of women too I’d be no call no show jobless out on the street begging n sucking dick for a mcchicken a lot of people don’t understand the bisexual to hobosexual pipeline is real and we need to raise awareness. I care do you? Show some compassion

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real