Goddammit somebody ask me why this is my name

Irl? More of us than i thought...

i will never forgive u people for forcing me to learn what a leboba is

French bubble tea?

If my knees ever bend narrower than a roght angle, my legs will give out when i try to get up unless i get someone to hoist me off the ground

finally, it has appeared on my dash

finally, when we least expected it.

Wasn’t expecting this

I’m sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didn’t honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

This post is 13 years old, let that sink in

*jumps into frame* “NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!”

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @heritageposts

*chanting* THE NEFARIOUS PLATYPUS THE NEFARIOUS PLATYPUS

The neperryous platypus

Veins too weak to support themselves. A body trying to compensate, bruises on thin skin and exhaustion is a norm. Pain enveloping the body like a warm fuzzy blanket, but the blanket is too warm and prickly to be comfortable.  More bruises, bigger bruises. On thin skin where you can map out where the veins go way too easily. Exhausted eyes of just living for a day. Feeling like a zombie. My body is slowly decaying while I am still living in it. 

At least that makes you seem badass fpr living througb it. Live thats impressive and fucking metal