✩°｡⋆ clown prince ⋆｡°✩

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

i was born in the downloads folder all alone with only a readme file to my name

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

you can’t call something a crackship if they have multiple scenes together and insane sexual tension. not even if only a few people ship them. that’s just a rarepair. the line must be drawn here.

“crackship” is for when he-man cheats on skeletor with sans at the skeleton family reunion

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever