E O QUE DIGO ESTÁ TÃO LONGE COMO O MAR ESTÁ DO CÉU

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

thinking of making a joke about a 4chan style guy who hates public transport calling someone a Metroid. but i dont have the energy. i just dont got it

How do cats just manifest trash. You’ll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didn’t exist until two seconds ago.

genetics are so funny because a lot of (maybe most) mutations that get established do so not because they provide any kind of benefit, but because they just dont kill you fast enough to prevent you from reproducing. once you start looking at evolution this way, everything is a lot less mysterious

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

don’t forget to swallow your pebbles today girls

You're right but don't say it like that

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,