in the middle of clownstreet

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

Do you hate children yes or no

Yes

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

So so so fucking real

Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time