Dogboy

Me and my friends would have killed Grima Wormtongue with hammers I can tell you that much

i always feel a little freekayyy washing kitchen knives. bc you’ve gotta like, jerk that thing off with the sponge to clean it properly. you have to dont look at me like that there’s no other way to wash a knife you have to jerk it off stop giving me that look

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees