Welcome to the clown box

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

ur just jealous that the vampire queen likes how i look in her long dead daughters childhood clothes

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually