formerly chaoticdirt

Dinner time!

It is literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this because the entire thing is gold. 

honestly at this point they should just euthanize me

my tummy ache went away. post cancelled

#the number of times i have seen A Cute Object#only to turn it around and there's a WORD on it#for NO REASON

I saw an interesting video about Rae Dunn by Swell Entertainment, if that is relevant to your interests.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REElEEJZncI&ab_channel=SwellEntertainment

hey kid. i know this lab is scary, but the punishment isn’t for you. i’ve got a guy coming in who likes ben shapiro. i know, right? anyway, all i need you to do is explain your gender identity to him in detail. don’t worry, he’ll be bound and gagged. you can leave once you’re done i just needed some help.

Update 8/22/2021: Lazytown has retaliated against yesterday's attack by kidnapping that worm who drives the apple car and then feeding him to a parrot owned by one of the singing pirates as part of a televised execution. Horrified Busytown residents have vowed to enact their revenge even if the military won't.

i know so many of us have been trained since a young age to be so accommodating as to fear ever expressing an opinion, but as we get older we need to understand that being “accommodating” to the point of total indecisiveness is a very uncomfortable way to go through life, for you AND those around you. it’s ok to have an opinion on something. it’s ok to make a decision. your friends won’t hate you if you’re the one to end the “where do you want to eat” “oh anywhere is fine with me” discussion by suggesting a restaurant. you’re not high maintenance if you say, “noon is more convenient for me” when someone asks you what time you want to hang out. make decisions, have opinions, be part of the planning process, understand that you’re not being inconvenient, you’re just contributing. 

men will literally see a glass of water im drinking and drown themselves in it at the drop of a hat its embarrassing and pathetic like get a better hobby

men have literally nothing better to do than march in a straight line across my bedroom furniture to crawl into an abandoned soda can and die there 

men will harass you unless you go out of your way to dump piles of baking soda all over their chemical trails