Gravity's just a habit

oh yknow. the devil made me do it but I also kinda wanted to.

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

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so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

something something arograce whose afraid that even on erid he’ll be alone because rocky will always pick adrian over him, them being mates and all, when he and rocky are just friends. and rocky and adrian helping him and showing him that they love him equally just differently. hmm. things to think about.

honestly i would be so mad if i were the boys imagine your fanbase goes from queer european teens who draw tons of fanart of you to a bunch of redditors who criticize you all the time

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

*while spinning*: you are a thread. you can stay a thread. you do not yarn to return to being fluff.

*while embroidering*: you are a thread on a needle. you can just exist as thread on a needle. you do knot yearn to become a tangle.

*while turning wood* you are timber on a lathe. You can stay as timber on a lathe. You do not yearn to become a live hand grenade.

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street