waku-waku

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

does that blonde man know im trying to fuck

what the caption saiddddddd🗣️

NO NO DONT DECAPITATE HER OH MY GOD THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Wheeze

Steven Universe Heritage post

like to charge reblog to cast financial ruin of the AI industry 🔮

!!!SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

You know what trope I wanna see more of? Couples who have been married forever who are estranged but still in love but estranged. You know me better than any other person on earth. I haven't seen you in three years. I never stopped loving you. If I have to spend another minute in your presence I will murder you. I'm hurt and I need you right here with me. God you're such a dumbass. You're the only one I trust to do this job. I want you out of my sight.

also note how readily transphobia acts as a Trojan horse for rolling back all women's rights

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.