patron saint of jstor browsing

knuckle tattoo that says JANE EYRE

Even giggles have a cost

your laura palmer comparison was trite and unfounded

When a straight ship is like serious girl x goofy guy I’m like oh you think all women have to be buttoned up buzzkill motherwives for overgrown manchildren? Grow up. But then when it’s serious guy x goofy girl I’m like oh you think all women are hapless naive babies who need a brooding powerful man to take care of them? Grow up.

i know i said i did not want to talk about the nolan odyssey but i do have one more nodyssey post in me. i actually think the idea of odysseus understanding his story as existing both in and out of a historic timeframe is a fun way to handle the liminality caused by the story being part of an extensive oral tradition. however having him say "our age of bronze is collapsing" is perhaps not the way i would have done that

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal