Beasts all over the shop

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist

(smoking a cigarette) the average american is afraid of what is new and what is foreign, and especially of what is adult. they are trapped forever in daycares of their own design, reading books and watching shows made for children. And while there are interesting things made for children, by and large, they tend to stick to inoffensive, intensely juvenile things that won't challenge them much. And worst of all, if you suggest to your Average American that they should try to step outside of their narrow box, especially if they're trying to become artists, animators, film makers, novelists, etc, everyone acts as if you've just bombed the daycare. Wow.

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

children are annoying but you have to forgive them. like they just got here

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry