helping and bitching

Classic maid infestation.

What you need to do at this point depends on how deeply imprinted onto you they are. If it's not too late, you need to stop saying "hmph" and drinking Dr Pepper, and you absolutely cannot wear a crown or tiara of any sort. You have to act generally passive and display no desires of any kind nor any moment of weakness or need. Within a week or two they will see there is no princess to serve and leave of their own accord

It is possible that, if they are young and small, if you dress up in a maid uniform with a BIG as FUCK bow on the back they will recognize there is already a maid claiming this territory and fuck off. This carries tremendous risk because alternatively they might initiate a courtship ritual with you and you'll have to prove you are a competent head maid or they will tear you to pieces and eat you. If you succeed you could get married to a cute coven of maids which doesn't solve your problem but is pretty awesome, you'll have to be a maid for the rest of your life though

"as you know Miss, I'm now in mourning for my late husband.

*sits on ur face*

Following the search period is the defense period, where the fireteam must lock down and secure their captured eggs from other fireteams who are hoping to take their prizes secondhand, before the 24 hour operational period concludes. The entire royal estate and a border of its surroundings are fair game for this firefight. Maids are encouraged to fortify, sleep in shifts, and use whatever tactics necessary to secure their payloads. However, any weaponry outside the approved marking is strictly prohibited, though they are encouraged to use their martial arts prowess and disarming techniques to practice their nonlethal subdual tactics in close combat.

The participants are graded on the number of their fireteam who make it out unmarked, and the intactness of their captured princess eggs. The fireteam who returns at the end of the operational period with the largest number of undamaged princess eggs is able to claim their prize-- the used panties of their comrades and occasionally the principal(s), hidden within the eggs they turned in.

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