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"fuck, you're so tight" as i'm thrusting into the stab wound in your chest

what the fuck are yall talking about on here bruh 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

Barry crouch jr core

my husband and I had our first threesome today and the guy died

rosekiller with regulus

PLS IM DYING LMAO

The sinister old woman arriving at the birth of my firstborn to foretell his doom

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

Regulus bought James flowers for their first date but he was scared James would be weirded out so he just awkwardly held them out to James and scrunched his eyes closed waiting for James to make fun of him. James got SO excited because he was used to doing the nice things for people.

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Like to charge, reblog to cast

Like to charge. Reblog to cast.

she jack off my trades till im master of none

Pandora: Are you having another depressive episode? Regulus: A depressive episode? Regulus: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

guys why do i relate? i am so normal

got a new laptop for christmas and the first thing i did was log in to ao3.

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

I should stop opening tumblr first thing after waking up for the sake of my own sanity tbh

Right I have a uni break in 4 weeks, I’ll write it then.

What this could be?? 🤔

Idk but someone blonde is gonna die, bets on

I can just FEEL the absolute joy and elation in the second pic at the rainbow!

Does the double rainbow mean it’s going to be double the amazing?

The double rainbow is to cover up for last year