Sonny with a chance of Awesome!

have you been scrolling on tumblr dot com seeing posts about some “hornkus binglefuck” deeply confused as to who this new blorbo is? then you’re in luck bc i’m going to try to compile all my knowledge into this post

his origins:

it’s literally just this screenshot that @lilly-starx posted and we ran with the name

who is hornkus binglefuck?

literally any interpretation of his character is valid there is no canon

generally agreed to be barty crouch jr’s evil twin/doppelganger/mirror dimension self/clone (but he’s ginger ofc)

my personal fav is that he was one of pandora’s experiments on barty gone wrong and now he’s just a fucked up clone

also generally agreed to be the absolute worst guy

im talking insufferable, no deodorant, stupid, loud as fuck, piece of shit, horrible taste in fashion and music

if you want him to have a dad the name is slopman binglefuck (i think there was a mom name that was like pesticide or smth but i can’t find it)

who do we ship our dear bingleboy with?

literally anyone

binglekiller - him and barty

bingleman - him and grant chapman from atyd (@ang3ls-666 is the ceo of this)

binglerosekiller - him x barty x evan

ive seen a dedicated binglechaser fan - him and james

binglerat - self explanatory

bingleroy/gilderfuck - him and gilderoy

binglegilderat - him x peter x gilderoy

binglefletcher - him and mundungus fletcher (sometimes add barty for the shitty name club)

LITERALLY ANYONE YOU CAN THINK OF

and then remember when they did NOTHING with that

Since yall liked buff willow so much, here’s Michelle getting picked up 😼