can you not tag your shitty emo posts as super monkey ball

I love scenarios and I hate being in situations

lollll dude have you seriously not realized that all things are delicately interconnected yet? at your age?

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.

can't relate because my beams are powerful. get well soon

you're part of the problem

not now honey daddy's unleashing his beam attack

Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs

ik how reviving looks in a game but imagine irl if you died in battle and then wake up 5 minutes later to your healer mage going "chop chop let's go you're not done here! finish killing that guy" like thanks for unbreaking my bones but jeez

it’s a cautionary tale TO YOU. if i did those things it would have turned out fine

okay. listen. this was a coincidence. there's no way. you got lucky. you just got lucky. it doesn't count.

god destroying the tower of babel

there really is nothing more charming or telling about humanity than the amount of time and effort we’ll put into something just to see how cool it will look when we make it fall down 

me: that’s a lot of….oh…OH