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I follow this page on Facebook called Toilets With Threatening Auras and wellâŚ
i wish i hadnt seen these
Iâm WHEEZING
i love how hobbits are canonically so good at hiding in plain sight that theyâre basically cryptids to anyone in middle-earth outside of the shire and bree
my personal theory is that anyone passing through nearby who doesnât know better sees hobbit tracks on the dirt roads and assumes from the size of the footprints that the area must be inhabited by creatures of matching stature, and just gives the whole place a wide berth
hold up a second
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after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer iâve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes

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Not to mention the fact that Mrs. White isnât qualified to teach. She should be required to take a remedial English course. âI have wentâ? please. Itâs âI have goneâ, Mrs. White.Â
first, my kid would not sign anything without me seeing it first. 2nd, upon seeing it i would be at the superintendantâs office the next morning. then we would speak to the teacher. black folk gotta nip it in the bud.
Dont let your children be controlled like this. I remember back when I was in school my mom always told me âif you really need to use the bathroom or attend to an emergency and the teacher wonât let you, then just leave the classroom and Iâll deal with teacher and principleâ
Mom had my back
If I was this kid I would use up those passes and then just fuckinâ throw up or get a severe nosebleed in the classroom and then refuse to leave because âsorry, I canât go to the nurse, I already used up my two passes for the fucking MONTHâ
There was a student at my high school, who we will call John Doe, who actually did that. When teachers gave him a limited number of bathroom allowances (usually 3 per semester, which was the standard at my school), he would use them in the first week, and then induce vomitting my eating rotten food he found around the school garbage cans. If teachers refused to let him go, he would just throw up on something they had to touch. Light switches, keyboards, whatever was available.
Instead of making admin do anything about this toxic policy, they just doubled down harder, to the extent that one girl politely informed a teacher that she felt like she might be about to have a seizure and could she go to the nurse, please. She was denied, sat back down at her desk, and promptly passed out and concussed herself on the concrete floor when she fell.Â
Another girl had severe vertigo-induced fainting, could not get a teacher to excuse her from a phys ed class, and fell off a monkey bars and split her head open, and nearly lost an eye because her glasses broke when she landed.
A student with, I believe, diabetes had a severe blood sugar drop and tried to eat a candy bar in a class with a âno food or drinksâ rule. The candy bar was taken away, and she had to be taken out by EMTs.Â
This kind of human rights abuse in public schools is not new. I graduated a full decade ago.Â
Iâm glad itâs being publically discussed again, (briefly around 2003-2005 this was also a popular subject of discussion). I hope that this time, concrete changes in policy are actually affected.
Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when heâs rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON
Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????
Zuko: *speaks*
Katara: nevermind I hate him
How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more I think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.
Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zukoâs airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer
Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesnât want me. Aang: *gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then.
Iâm really torn on whether my favorite part is ânever mind I hate himâ or âtime for plan bâ because theyâre both so beautifully in character
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the lock jammed on the front door of my shitty prewar apartment building so i just spent twenty minutes forcing it open while my very drunk neighbor sat on the steps nodding at my efforts and going âthis is fun. being locked out together. we should hang out moreâ
heâs like 6â2â and jacked at one point he was like âtry a kick. try⌠kicking itâ so i donkey kicked it as hard as i could and it did absolutely nothing but he was still like âwow. more torqueâŚ. than i expected. youâve got a surprising, uh. torque to size ratioâ and i think iâm putting it on my resume
the worst possible thing just happened to me.
I had likeâŚâŚ..a strip of fancy deli meat? out on the counter? and left the kitchen for one minute, ONE MINUTE.Â
excuse me while I emotionally render what I saw upon returning

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can we bring back captcha comics
I wonder when exactly it was that Star Trek stopped being perceived as light, fluffy, not-really-legitimate sci fi that ~housewives~ liked and started being seen as serious nerd business that girls had to keep their gross cooties off.Â
Also when did the Beatles start to be remembered as rock legends rather than a silly boy band teenaged girls liked?
When men decided they liked them.
this is seriously exactly how it happened. Women were actually the first rock and roll âcriticsâ because they would write in to womenâs papers and magazines to share and discuss what their kids were listening to when men still thought it was trashy teeny bopper music. once it became a lucrative, mainstream genre men shoved women out of the space. Men also tend to be gatekeepers once they move into formerly female spaces - early trek fandom was incredibly open and inclusive; women would set up fan get togethers in their own houses to discuss the show or invite the actors to visit before conventions became a thing, and then were huge in organizing the first conventions - but now the stereotype of a trekkie is a nerdy white dude who scoffs derisively at casual fans and newbies with his encyclopedic and pedantic knowledge of trek
I propose we call this âmentrificationâ
YES
MENTRIFICATION thatâs genius
by the way every single man iâve ever explained this to is completely boggled to hear about it. they genuinely donât fucking know. theyâre always like âokay name a field this happened inâ and youâre like âbeer. writing novels. gynecology. computers.â and theyâre completely fucking distraught. men didnât invent beer???? men didnât invent everything?Â
We can also witness the reverse happening, where women move into a space and suddenly it is deemed weak or unimportant. Some examples are teaching, nursing, and psychology.
âŚand any kind of clerical work.
Someone requested a doodle of âsome of the Dominionâs anti-human propagandaâ but tbh this is too real outside of star trek. this is probably plastered over the entire Citadel in Mass Effect
i still get notifications for this. i get notifications for this every god damned day.
I was just about to say this was probably all over DS9 before the Federation (ahem, Julian) showed up
the beef between STEM and arts + humanities is so tired. science and art are the same. sister subjects. theyâve fueled one another for years. one cannot exist without the other. theyâre both made of the same kind of wonder, one tries to attain long sought after things in reality, and the other impliments the stuff of dreams. logic and emotionality. theyâre both exercises of imagination. itâs all just beautiful, academic sludge.
we just need to team up to bully business majors

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I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and itâs constantly funny to me
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me, age 14: I want anatagonists that are morally gray, who donât realize theyâre bad. They should be conflicted and have meaningful backstories.
me now: i want a villain that has âevilâ listed every day on their calendars except sundays when they have mimosas with the protagonist