So Stressed Man

gonna start asking for tumblr followers like a youtuber

make sure to reblog and follow and hit that notif bell to be the first to see all my shitty shitty attempts at internet clout

what if Mr Brightside… had a dark side

I’m getting back in my cage, I’m doing horribly

society went downhill when u stopped being able to go on youtube and look up "[show] season 1 episode 1" and getting the full episode broken up into parts but otherwise completely intact and it had every single episode

Men need to start dressing sluttier I can't do this shit anymore

Does this mean like... men need to wear less clothing and show more skin? or like, well-tailored three piece suits with the top few buttons undone just so? because, uh, yeah.

Like showing their tits

*zooms out of word document to admire my paragraphs*

So smart to use a projector like that

I swear to god you could give me all the equipment and 50 years and I would not come up with this. So clever.

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever fucking heard

I lived bitch

let it be known… i love cows

sorry i can’t come into work today i’m living my truth