some killer queen you are

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

Hey it's me explaining the joke. This gets infinitely funnier when you realize that this is the art for a magic the gathering card named homicidal seclusion.

it’s wednesday? what’s next, 2026??

it’s wednesday and 2026. crazy

I love people who post their thoughts every couple of minutes right as they’re happening. Like yes omg you’re leaving to take a shower two hours ago presses heart button

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit