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BRING HIM BACK

i wonder if im known for anything as a mutual

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man

people will quite literally choose to be annoyed at the idea of someone choosing not to work than the system that makes them have to pay to feel human

"i had to pay for my prescription and those that choose not to work don't" why does that even play in your mind, there's a genuine source of annoyance there and let me tell you. it's not someone who doesn't want a job still being able to get antibiotics for their infection

like actually. revolutionary concept. maybe perhaps health and wellbeing are more important than your unexamined protestant work ethic viewpoint and actually. hear me out. if something sucks think about why it sucks and don't start just blaming your limited conceptualisation of a group of people that conservatives have been targeting since time immemorial

people will quite literally choose to be annoyed at the idea of someone choosing not to work than the system that makes them have to pay to feel human

"i had to pay for my prescription and those that choose not to work don't" why does that even play in your mind, there's a genuine source of annoyance there and let me tell you. it's not someone who doesn't want a job still being able to get antibiotics for their infection

*shagcula voice* it vasn't me