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(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

i never thought about it like that

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

ever since i was a little girl ive known that something is wrong something is wrong something is wrong something is wrong something is wrong something is wrong something is wrong something is wrong something is wrong

i miss everyone

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

adapting the werewolf the apocalypse 20th anniversary edition rules to the transformers universe. black spiral decepticons and whatnot

if you're pure of heart you can play an autobot in your friend's werewolf campaign and they have to let you

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head