Minimum Mage

(seeing the title and immediately getting so excited i smash my pipette into a trillion tiny shards on the floor) HELL YEAH IT DOES!! HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL Y— oh. sorry folks

if a number divided by itself is always equal to 1, surely this holds true for 0/0 as well

l’hôpital

my friend and i got to the part of phoenix wright when it becomes very clear that phoenix is gay and they stood up and said "ok. i gotta think about this"

hajime turn on your TV they hit the octagon

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

Yeah i feel a little poisoned But i keep on rocking