you trade your time for inside truth

One of life's greatest joys is parking your car right as a song ends

Being a fan of a morally grey character is frustrating because people will try to reduce them to either being an innocent little angel or a completely heartless monster and both of these interpretations just take away what makes the character interesting

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

I. met. him. at. a. part-y. 🎈🍾🪩🕺👀 (I. think. he. was. on. ᵈʳᵘᵍˢ. 🤪🤷‍♀️) he. was-n’t. smart. or. funn-y. 🙅‍♀️🧐🙅‍♀️🤣 (I con-vinced my-self he ʷaaaᵃˢ 🤷‍♀️🙂‍↕️) he. had. a. great. a-part-ment. 🤩👍🏢 (and a-car his parents ᵇᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ 🧑‍🧑‍🧒💸🏎️🥴) I. thought. that. he. was. per-fect ✨🧍‍♂️✨😍…(and NOW his NUMBer’s BLOCKED 🥴🤳🚫🧍‍♂️) took a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏 (took a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏) but now I am 𝓈𝑒𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒 🙂‍↕️👍🔐 (now I am 𝓈𝑒𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒 🙂‍↕️👍🔐) I am SO 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🫩➡️😎✨ (I am SO 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🫩➡️😎✨) now I ask for more and MORE and MORE and MORE and MORE!!!!! I! 😎 WON’T! 🙂‍↔️ SETTLE! 🥱 FOR! A! GUY! 🧍‍♂️ WITH! A! FAKE! JOB! 🎭 theyseemsoDESPERATEforLOVIN’ but, baby, 🗣️🙅‍♀️🙂‍↔️ I’M NOT!!! 🙂‍↔️🙅‍♀️🗣️ 𝑔𝒶𝓋𝑒 🫴 my 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🫴💜 with 𝓏𝑒𝓇𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓅𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈~ 🙅‍♀️📝 (𝓃𝑜𝓌. I 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 💜🤏 careful 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📄🧐💭) I’M! 😎 NOT! 🙂‍↔️ KISSIN’! 🙂‍↔️🫸😘 ANY! BOY! 🧍‍♂️ THAT! IS! PASS-IVE! 🥱🤷‍♂️ theirindecISIONisPAINfully unATTRACTIVE! 🤔💭🤷‍♂️ 🤢🤕🙅‍♀️ 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 🗓️ mis𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💔 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📝🧐💭 THESE! DAYS! I’VE! GOT! 𝓔𝓧𝓟𝓔𝓒𝑇𝓐𝑇𝓘𝓞𝓝𝓢~ 🗣️🤚👂 “SO I HIT THE NEW YEAR 🗓️🤏🥳🪩 LIKE A SINGLE GIRL 🙅‍♀️🧍‍♂️ AT A VEGAS BAR 🏜️👯‍♂️🍾🤪 (ROCKIN’ MY MINI DRESS 💃👗🤏 WITH A VODKA CRAN 🍓🍹🤏 AND AN OPEN HEART 🫴❤️‍🩹) YEAH, I’VE GOT HOPE 🙂‍↕️🙏 YEAH, I’VE GOT DRIVE 🙂‍↕️🏃‍♀️💨 I 🙂‍↔️ WILL 🙂‍↔️ NOT 🙂‍↔️ LOSE MY 🙂‍↔️ FAITH 🙂‍↔️😎🙏…(🕶️🤏🥴 don’t think my future husband’s at this bar in Silver Lake…)”✋😳🤚 but in a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏 (in a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏) a man will be 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒𝒹 🧍‍♂️🤏🙂‍↕️ (this man will be 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒𝒹 🏃‍♂️🤏🙂‍↕️) HE will be 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🧍‍♂️➡️😎✨ (HE will be 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🧍‍♂️➡️😎✨) and I will be adored ADORED ADORED ADORED ADORED 🏃‍♂️🤏🥰 !!!! I! 😎 WON’T! 🙂‍↔️ SETTLE! 🥱 FOR! A! GUY! 🧍‍♂️ WITH! A! FAKE! JOB! 🎭 theyseemsoDESPERATEforLOVIN’ but, baby, 🗣️🙅‍♀️🙂‍↔️ I’M NOT!!! 🙂‍↔️🙅‍♀️🗣️ 𝑔𝒶𝓋𝑒 🫴 my 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🫴💜 with 𝓏𝑒𝓇𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓅𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈~ 🙅‍♀️📝 (𝓃𝑜𝓌. I 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 💜🤏 careful 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📄🧐💭) I’M! 😎 NOT! 🙂‍↔️ KISSIN’! 🙂‍↔️🫸😘 ANY! BOY! 🧍‍♂️ THAT! IS! PASS-IVE! 🥱🤷‍♂️ theirindecISIONisPAINfully unATTRACTIVE! 🤔💭🤷‍♂️ 🤢🤕🙅‍♀️ 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 🗓️ mis𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💔 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📝🧐💭 THESE! DAYS! I’VE! GOT! 𝓔𝓧𝓟𝓔𝓒𝑇𝓐𝑇𝓘𝓞𝓝𝓢~ 🐭 ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣᵖᵉᶜᵗᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ. ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ. ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣ⁻ᵖᵉᶜ⁻ᵗᵃᵗ⁻ᶦᵒⁿˢ. ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣᵖᵉᶜᵗᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ. ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ. ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣ⁻ᵖᵉᶜ⁻ᵗᵃᵗ⁻ᶦᵒⁿˢ. 🐭 🤖 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕. 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡-𝚙𝚎𝚌-𝚝𝚊𝚝-𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕. 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡-𝚙𝚎𝚌-𝚝𝚊𝚝-𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 🤖 I! 😎 WON’T! 🙂‍↔️ SETTLE! 🥱 FOR! A! GUY! 🧍‍♂️ WITH! A! FAKE! JOB! 🎭 theyseemsoDESPERATEforLOVIN’ but, baby, 🗣️🙅‍♀️🙂‍↔️ I’M NOT!!! 🙂‍↔️🙅‍♀️🗣️ 𝑔𝒶𝓋𝑒 🫴 my 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🫴💜 with 𝓏𝑒𝓇𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓅𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈~ 🙅‍♀️📝 (𝓃𝑜𝓌. I 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 💜🤏 careful 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📄🧐💭) I’M! 😎 NOT! 🙂‍↔️ KISSIN’! 🙂‍↔️🫸😘 ANY! BOY! 🧍‍♂️ THAT! IS! PASS-IVE! 🥱🤷‍♂️ theirindecISIONisPAINfully unATTRACTIVE! 🤔💭🤷‍♂️ 🤢🤕🙅‍♀️ 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 🗓️ mis𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💔 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📝🧐💭 THESE! DAYS! I’VE! GOT! 𝓔𝓧𝓟𝓔𝓒𝑇𝓐𝑇𝓘𝓞𝓝𝓢~